It's true. They're brown and blue and make me look much more interesting than I really am.
I was never cool enough for thigh high boots, spiky hair or big jangly jewelry. Leopard print clothing? Yeah, right.
But my glasses? Boy, they make me feel uber-cool.
I wish I could squish my entire body behind the lens, they are that cool.
I'd lead important meetings just like that, a pair of killer glasses at the head of the table, no body in sight.
My voice would sound from the glasses, the voice of vision and clear reasoning. All attention would be focused on the brown and blue framed lens.
No one would dare argue with the depth of my perception.
I would be, in a word, VISIONARY.