Monday, December 20, 2010

2011: Solving Problems Right Here, Right Now

I'm going to help you. That's right, I'm going to solve all your problems right here, right now.

I'm going to make this next year the most stress free, joy-filled period of your life.  

I'm going to ensure you exceed all your 2011 goals, both personally and professionally.

I'm going to have your dishes washed, the laundry folded and put away, and the blinds cleaned.

I'm going to have a balanced meal on the table at five o'clock every day, and put a yogurt in your lunch bag.

I'm going to give you a pat on the back when you need it and a high five when you least expect it.

I'm going to be that voice in your head that says, "Yes, you can!"

Who am I kidding?
Okay, so there's no way I can really do all that.  Not for you.  But maybe I can do it for myself.  And if I can for myself, then maybe you can do it for yourself.

Its at least worth a try, don't you think?


Anonymous said...

I thought maybe you were going to behead yourself.

Or me.

Either way, all problems solved.

Tivara said...

Your gift as a prophet and a benefactor may be limited, Idabel...

Idabel Allen said...

I cannot lie, I am limited in many ways.

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