Sunday, December 19, 2010

Invite To An Imaginary Christmas Party

I'm throwing an imaginary Christmas party and you're invited. 

The best people are there: Jimmy Stewart, Burl Ives and even little Natalie Wood.  And you, of course.

Holiday music from Percy Faith, Perry Como, Johnny Mathis fills the air with a festive note. Guests gather around a tuned piano ready for a group sing along.

A blazing fire burns off the winter chill and cups are filled with Christmas cheer.  Hung mistletoe catches everyone unawares and quick embarrassed kisses are given.

Peace and love and harmony fill the house and all within it.  When Tiny Tim says, "God bless us everyone," there's not a dry eye to be found.

Then the Grinch and Scrooge and Randy Quaid all show up drunk, trash the party and ruin everything. 

But hey, thanks for coming.  Merry Christmas.


Anonymous said...

Gimme the "real" Tiny Tim tiptoeing through the tulips and Shirley Temple will certainly have something to cherish.

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